All In Together Now

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Grand Opening, Grand Closing


Armed with the mega bomb,
Blow you out the frame and I'm gone.

If you can't respect that, your whole perspective is wack,
Maybe you'll love me when I fade to black.


Well that's it. I am quitting the game. I know I am supposed to stay and keep it thorough and shit, but all good things have to come to an end.

Will I ever post more stuff online? Most likely. When will it be? Who knows. At close to two hundred posts in a row, and well over a thousand unique visitors this week, it is time for an extended break. I have had some serious fun along the way, and I hope you did too.

I will keep you updated, and if you feel the need, send me an Email. Yours for the last time,
- Digital

Saturday, April 15, 2006

Real Thunder Bay News Stories

Is there really nothing better to do at home?


Book ’em

Apr 15, 2006, 00:13

Two Thunder Bay males were in custody Thursday after an alert police officer linked two suspicious individuals with a break-in at the public library.

Thunder Bay Police said an officer on patrol in the downtown north side noted two persons acting in a suspicious manner at they proceeded on Pearl Street at Ambrose. (Re-read this sentence again.... The Chronicle Journal doesn't even make sense.) The officer followed the males into a Machar Avenue residence, where the men went inside.

At about 12:30 a.m., an alarm went off at the Waverley Resource Library. When officers arrived, they found the front door open and a computer monitor missing. The officers then went back to the Machar Avenue address and were led into the building where they found one of the earlier suspects hiding with the computer.

A 19-year-old man faces charges of break and enter, theft under $5,000, breach of recognizance and breach of probation. A 14-year-old was also taken into custody.

Friday, April 14, 2006

Aujourd'hui

Today I am learning trusts. With so much material to cover, there is little time to post.

If you are interested, here is my school's brand new Strategic Plan for the future. This pdf is heavily focused on International and Business law. After all, we are a "National Law School with an International Outlook."

I know that caring about international issues is good and all, it is just too bad we couldn't focus for a minute on some national issues, like Aboriginal law. In fact, the word "Aboriginal" does not appear once in the entire 19 page strategic plan.

That's ok though, if you want the only trace of Aboriginal content, see my pic on page 7.

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Last Day

The dream is over.

Today, I am officially one step closer to having to work for a living.

My scholastic reign of terror, which lasted from Sept 5, 1984 - April 13, 2006, is at an end. I have learned a lot, and I hope that a fraction of this knowledge can help me pass my final two exams.

Since I could not remember my first day of school in '84, I decided to make a digital note on my last day in '06. April 13th, 2006 was/is sunny and warm, and I spent 830 am to 1030am in room 202 learning Wills 450. I hope this class will serve me well when I start my law firm: Wills on Wheels.

If you want in, let me know.

PS. I wrote this post in class... I couldn't even listen for the last ten minutes of my school career. That in itself pretty much sums up how I operate. haha.

PPS. I have about a million good memories from school throughout the years and only one bad one. When I was in Senior Kindergarten, I was one of the LAST kids to learn how to spell my own name. For some reason, I would always mess up the 'r' and 'e' while attempting to spell 'Andrew'. Usually I ended up with 'Anderw'. In any event, the smarter kids in my class (and that was everyone except me and a boy named Mike) would often tease me by spelling my name correctly using a pencil right before my very eyes. I don't think I will ever forget that.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Some Old, Some YOU

Remember when I told everyone that I would not sell out?

Well, late last night a group of 3rd years approached me looking for some real estate at All-in-together-now. Being quite the negotiator, (thanks Prof. Coyle) I managed to get a slice of pizza out of the deal. In exchange, the forum along with control of the comments is all theirs.

Note: Todays post was supposed to be in memory of Proof, however, it will have to wait for another day...


-Digital


In light of a fantastic third year party (which is still being talked about one week later), we have decided to do an honorary and interactive post this fine civil procedure day.

We have spent three years together… three years in a school where everyone knows everyone (or so we thought until the third year party and we started meeting people we had never seen before – or in the case of Mr. Line, had seen but never knew). After all these years of fun times, hard times, happy times, and sad times, we’re bound to have some memories of our time at Lawyer College.

We would like to dedicate today’s post to those in third year and invite you to please share your thoughts and memories: What is the funniest memory you have? What did you like best about the school? What were you disappointed in with the school? Who will you miss the most? Who did you crush on the most? Will you be going to the last Denning? Any regrets?

Any secrets you’ve been dying to tell but haven’t had the opportunity, this is your chance!!!

Please bear in mind that while you can be critical, downright mean remarks are just stupid and no one wants to hear them. Please share your thoughts, but if you’re mean, we’ll yank your comment off in no time. And to get y’all started, here are a couple of our comments:

Top ten things we’ve learned in law school:

10. Grades are the only thing that ever have mattered, do matter, and ever will matter.

9. Although the Dean and most professors will have trouble remembering your name, we can tell they care.

8. The LSAT is NOT the last multiple choice exam that you will write.

7. Put a few law students in a room together and feed them a lot of alcohol, some of them are bound to hook up.

6. Professor Huscroft has some fine dance moves.

5. Our Career Services Office loves Toronto.

4. Law Games has little to do with sports or games.

3. No matter how active you are in the law community, the administration and faculty will never give you any recognition. Please see number 10.

2. We have loved AndyDez since high school.

1. No matter how smart law students are, or how good their grades, dumb sh*t will always come out of their mouths. (p.s. if you remember any of these comments, please feel free to add them. One of our personal favourites is A.M’s comment: ‘people with dyslexia deserve to be blown up for not knowing how to read.’)

Enjoy the memories and good luck with exams!! Keep in touch after grad!!

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Peep This

Here are two random, extremely unrelated, posts for today.

First off, I have learnt that our very own lawyer college Dean reads my blog. How did I figure this out? Well, yesterday morning while I was sitting in Chambers, the Dean approached me and asked whether I have activated my old cell phone yet.

At first I did not know what he was talking about, but then he added that he had read about it on my blog. I told him that unfortunately I haven't yet, and that I was waiting to return to Thunder Bay before doing so. I also added that I would have greater success in the Bay with the super old cell phone network we have.


Secondly, it is almost Easter, so enjoy.


Monday, April 10, 2006

Tragedy in St. Thomas

One minute you are having a third year party, the next minute Canada's largest mass murder has taken place. Both events occurred last week in (or near) St. Thomas, ON.

However, St. Thomas is no stranger to tragedy. Eight people murdered along the highway is pretty bad, however it is nothing compared to what happened on September 15, 1885.



On that fateful day, over 120 years ago, Jumbo the elephant died after attempting a daring escape from P.T. Barnum's circus.

Who was Jumbo?

Jumbo was an African elephant, born in 1861 in the French Sudan, who was captured and kept in a Parisian Zoo. In 1865 he was transferred to the London Zoo, where he became famous for giving rides to visitors.

Jumbo was sold in 1882 to P. T. Barnum, owner of "The Greatest Show on Earth", the Barnum & Bailey Circus. Estimated to be 3.25 metres high in the London Zoo, it was claimed that Jumbo was approximately 4 metres tall by the time of his death.

While performing in St. Thomas, Jumbo used all his strength to break free of his moorings and attempt an escape. Unfortunately, Jumbo ran directly onto the train tracks and was crushed by a steam locomotive. Jumbo's mad dash for the tracks was simply bad timing, for he had reached the tracks (and the locomotive) only months before Westinghouse invented airbrakes for trains. This invention may have spared Jumbo's life.

However, Jumbo died valiantly for what he believed in - Freedom.

Jumbo's hide was stuffed and traveled with Barnum's circus for a number of years. In 1889, Barnum donated the stuffed Jumbo to Tufts University, where it was displayed until destroyed by a fire in 1975. In honor of Barnum's donation, Jumbo became the Tufts mascot. Today, Jumbo's skeleton lies in the American Museum of Natural History in NYC.

I have heard (but not seen) that a statue commemorates the site of this tragedy in St. Thomas. Let's all hope that the statue is still standing, and has not yet fallen victim to urban re-newal.

-Sourced with files from VE3 RWC

Sunday, April 09, 2006

Search Engines

Here is a prime example of why Google is the best search engine on the world wide interweb.

If you enter the phrase (as some poor soul did according to my blog tracking) "How do you change the digital clock in a Chevrolet Cavalier?" in MSN search, All-In-Together-Now appears as the third site. If you enter the same phrase using Google, you actually get relevant results related to Chevrolet Cavaliers.

I rest my case.

Stay tuned in tomorrow when we Ask Jeeves why he sucks so bad.

Saturday, April 08, 2006

911 is a Joke?

I have dialed 911 four times in my life. Each time I called, the police, fire and ambulance arrived very quickly. For those of you who haven't had to call 911, you have the option to select which emergency crews you need. I always go with all three just to be safe.

All four occasions occurred while I was working during one particular hot summer at The Beer Store. (I once read a statistic that as the temperature gets above a certain mark, during heat waves, 911 calls skyrocket)

In any event, I was glad that 911 acted so promptly. However, it has long been known (download Public Enemy's 1989 album titled Fear of a Black Planet) that in many poor, urban and black neighbourhoods in the US, 911 is a complete joke. Emergency response units take longer to arrive, if at all.

For an example, read the following news story.... and click on this link for an additional article. You'll be horrified at what happened to this poor boy.


Mom Dies After Boy's 911 Call Considered Prank
Detroit Police Investigate

UPDATED: 2:18 pm CDT April 7, 2006

DETROIT -- A 6-year-old boy's 911 call for help was thought to be a prank, but the call was real and the boy's mother died, according to WDIV-TV in Detroit.

Robert Turner called 911 to get help for his mother, Sherel Turner, 46, whom he found lying unconscious on the kitchen floor of their Detroit apartment in February, the station reported.

"Then I had felt her tummy. She wasn't breathing. Then I had called 911," said Robert. "I told them to send an emergency truck right now."

911 Operator: "911. What's the problem?"

Robert: "My mom has passed out."

The 911 operator, however, did not take him seriously and told him to stop playing on the phone, the station reported.

911 Operator: "Where's the grownups at?"

Robert: (Inaudible)

911 Operator: "Let me speak to her before I send the police over there."

"I tried to tell them she wouldn't talk," said Robert.

Robert: (Inaudible)

911 Operator: "I don't care. You shouldn't be playing on the phone. Now put her on the phone before I send the police out there to knock on the door and you gonna be in trouble."

Robert: "Ugh!" (Hangs up.)

Kimberly Harris, the union president of AFSCME Local 1023, said more than a quarter of phone calls received by 911 operators are prank calls. She also said that everybody does not express their pain or emergencies the same way.

"That operator could have had five prank calls. Kids calling in prior to that call. And please, don't think that I am trying to make an excuse. That was a tragedy," said Harris.

Officials said the 911 operator will be disciplined, but because of her years of service she will not be fired.

"I know that operator. I know that she is a very good operator," said Harris. "She is very thorough."

Robert said every time someone talks about his mother, he starts crying. Police continue to investigate.

Friday, April 07, 2006

Haircut of the Year

This post needs no introduction. It comes from accountant Mark.


Thursday, April 06, 2006

Damn You 431-6769

Last night was a bit out of control. Since my memory is patchy at best, I will just provide some pictures.

Ps. I got a number written on my hand. The best part - it was out of service.... I think my brain is out of service.

friends

l'autobus

Bill with a guy everyone recognizes, but no one knows

pizza Melinda

proposing to Alana

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Third Year Party

For everyone in their final year at Western Law, tonight is the night of the third year party. At 8:30pm sharp, two buses will leave lawyer college and take us to a mysterious (and double secret) drinking spot.

I am sure that tonight will be fun and I will be keeping track of a couple things. First, I will track how many times I hear the phrase "keep in touch after grad" and second, I will put a check mark beside my name for every time I utter the words "I've loved you since high school." I will report the statistics back to you tomorrow.

Finally, although I do not know where the mystery spot is for this party, I will be perturbed if the party is in Casey Howell's basement apartment. Maybe, if we are lucky, it will be at East Side Marios (bar side, not restaurant side).

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Two Things

1. We have a problem Houston. The Men's washroom is completely bunged up. Who was the last person in there?

Dear all,

We have been trying since approx. 9:30am to get PPD to 1) shut off the water in the Men's washroom across from Rm. 34 and 2) mop up the flood along the corridors. We are aware that the water is flowing into various rooms and areas. PPD has assured us that a plumber is on the way, and that a custodian will be/is on site to start cleaning up the water. Thank you to all who have brought this mess to our attention, and thank you all for your patience.

Tigger (on behalf of the admin staff)


2. I totally shot the moon twice and whipped Ben, Michele and Pauline's asses in Hearts yesterday. This post is completely stolen from The New Step.


Monday, April 03, 2006

Where Is Today's Post?

Today's post is lodged somewhere deep in my brain. I tried to access it this morning, but all I found was an Ivey powerpoint presentation. I have to give this presentation along with my group members sometime this afternoon. If I survive, I will report back on how it went, and how much I got yelled at. Later

Sunday, April 02, 2006

What YOU missed

1. Jonalee doing the "jimmy fallon" pepsi dance.

2. A 3 litre bottle of Heineken



Saturday, April 01, 2006

26er Party

Today is April Fool's Day, but this post is no joke.

April 1st is Jenn's birthday. She is turning vingt-six. In her honour, we are throwing a 26er party at 202 Regent St. If you are reading this post, and it is before 10pm on Saturday, YOU are invited. So run to the LCBO, grab your favourite 26 ounce bottle of whatever and get your ass over here. We will have an ample supply of mix and loot bags.

It's Jenn's birthday, and she'll cry if she wants to.

Friday, March 31, 2006

New Day, New Plan

Today, I am trying to figure out whether a Zach Morris style cell phone can be activated on a modern cell phone plan.

I have found a pretty nice phone at cash converters which I plan on purchasing and activating. Although the phone is completely analog, I know that most carriers can still support analog phones. Will this work?? If anyone has any insight into the chances of this plan working, let me know. Here is a pic of the cellular phone.



Once I get this phone and a Porsche 944, I will be livin' in the city.

Thursday, March 30, 2006

No Laptops at Western Law?

Could you imagine? I might actually have to learn something. This is the Hov's dream come true.


Law Professor Bans Laptops in Class

MEMPHIS, Tenn. (AP) -- A University of Memphis law professor has banned laptop computers from her classroom and her students are passing a petition against it.

Professor June Entman says her main concern is that students are so busy keyboarding they can't think and analyze what she's telling them.

Students have begun collecting signatures on petitions and tried unsuccessfully to file a complaint with the American Bar Association.

Student Cory Winsett says if he must continue without his laptop, he'll transfer to another school.

Winsett says he won't be able to keep up if he has to rely on hand-written notes, which he says are incomplete and less organized.

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Captain Vegetable Changed My Life

While growing up, I watched countless hours of Sesame Street.

Last night, I tried to determine which Sesame Street skit was my all time favourite. After careful deliberation, including weighing whether the purple sock aliens that say "Yiiipp yipyipyipyipp!" were better than the animated pinball cartoon about counting to 12, (you know the one with the rocket blasting off at the end.) I have determined that "The Golden AN" is the all time winner.

"The Golden AN" has everything a kid could ask for - crime, punishment, right vs. wrong, rhyming, a plan, a tan van and especially the "Golden AN".

For those of you who have ctrl-alt-deleted Sesame Street from your brain, let me refresh your memory. "The Golden AN" involves two criminals who have stolen the "Golden AN" and are trying to hide from the cops. Additionally, as any criminal knows, they want to dispose of the "Golden AN" as fast as possible.

While on the run, one of criminal decides upon a plan. The plan involves an elaborate rhyming sequence which "Lefty" (the other criminal) has trouble remembering. The fact that Lefty cannot remember a simple rhyme eventually becomes his downfall.

However, all ends well when Lefty gets caught because he only gets ten days in jail. Although this sentence may seem excessive when you are a child, it is pretty lenient nowadays. (Note: "Stan the Man" gives Lefty his sentence right on the spot.... The Sesame Street judicial system may be efficient, but it also may raise constitutional issues.)

If you don't remember "The Golden AN" please click here.

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Dwarf Tossing Banned?

Law students should always keep up to date on new (or newish) laws that may be enacted.

For example, see Bill 97 2003 of the Ontario Legislature. With only three sections, it is a fairly straight forward Act. Not much room for the canons of statutory interpretation here.

However, this new Act begs one important question posed by Mal G - "what happens if the Dwarf consents?"

For further study, feel free to investigate the Hansard Issue: L025. (Scroll down to the Dwarf Tossing Ban Act)

Monday, March 27, 2006

So Much Nudity

I have dreamt about having a popular blog, but I never thought I would live to see the day when my blog reached such Olympian heights as it has now.

That's correct, the rumours are true.... your very own, home-brewed, half-digital half-amazing, All-In-Together-Now blogspot has been used as a reputable source in a Southern California Online Nudist Magazine. I am not kidding. I have digital living proof.

Click here. See page 4. Bottom right hand corner. I hope you don't mind nudity.

Sunday, March 26, 2006

More Real Thunder Bay News Stories

Does Tbay even make any sense anymore??


Youngsters shake bowling stereotypes

By Emmanuel Moutsatsos
Mar 25, 2006, 00:19

Do you have a beer gut?
“Who me?” asks Aaron Zewic.
“No.”
How about a problem with sweating profusely?
“No.”
Any weird nicknames like Stewie or Kingpin?
“Nope.”

Forgive the questions, but Zewic doesn’t appear like your stereotypical bowler, and he understands the line of questioning.

“My friends would never expect that I bowl,” says the 17-year-old, who has a slim build, gels his air into spikes, sports an ear piercing, and wears a hemp necklace.

In other words, he looks like any other 17-year-old out there, but at the Youth National Five-Pin Bowling Championships, Zewic sticks out like a prairie dog in a field because he is the only bowler from Thunder Bay at the two-day tournament that wraps up today.

The scene at Mario’s Bowl, where the event is taking place, was one torn from the page of a low-profile rock concert Friday with a healthy crowd (of mostly parents and coaches) drumming up noise whenever a player shot or was about to shoot.

“It gets them pumped and gets them going. They start cheering each other on and it’s very important,” says Donna Stevens, who is a coach for the Northern Ontario team — only British Columbia and New Brunswick are not at the event that sports six-person teams.

And when you take some time to observe the bowlers one thing is clear — these kids, ranging in age from 13-18 (most are 17 or 18) are able knock down pins with no more effort than it takes to pluck petals from a rose, while they sometimes throw the ball as if the pins owe them money.

Try being good for nine consecutive games over two days, while representing your province, and playing against the top bowlers from across the country. Not so quick with the put-downs now are you. “People think it’s not a real sport and that it’s really easy to bowl. Anybody can throw a ball, but to do it accurately takes skill,” says Zewic.

That’s true. Any one can bowl, but to bowl well is something different, and these kids are halfway there and are only getting better.

Saturday, March 25, 2006

Half Serious for Half a Second

Disclaimer:

Today's post is not some romantic account of History.
It's not about Martyrs or Mythos or Heroes or Burnings-in-Effigy.
It's about a Native kid flipping his lid just to keep some self-respect intact.
It's about an idea the size of a fist in resistance and a will to fight back...



You see, when you are an Aboriginal law student, some concepts are hard to grasp. My difficulty in understanding certain legal ideas arises not because I am stupider than my classmates, but because my experiences often send me conflicting messages.

Take for instance what my Oosterhoff on Trusts text has to say about fiduciary relationships. (Page 72 for those of you following at home.) While reading, keep in mind that all Aboriginal people in Canada share a unique fiduciary relationship with the Crown.

"[A] fiduciary relationship involves an imbalance of power that must not be exploited by the fiduciary for his or her benefit... The law imposes a general duty of loyalty upon all fiduciaries. The duty of loyalty subsumes the following: an obligation to act honestly, prudently, diligently, even-handedly, candidly, and strictly in the best interests of the other person. A fiduciary is precluded from making unauthorized profits, from delegating its responsibilities, and from placing itself in a conflict of interest. In short, a fiduciary cannot act in a self-interested fashion."

Perhaps my Trusts professor could explain the properties of a fiduciary relationship with the Crown to the child in the picture below. He lives under a boil water advisory on one of the poorest reserves in Canada. The lack of clean drinking water is surprising considering that he lives close to Lake Superior, the largest fresh water lake in the world.



I took this picture in June '05, while visiting his family to talk about their horrifying experiences at Indian Residential School. I had an instant rapport with this kid and although I was not related to him, we shared the same surname.

Note: We may have actually been able to learn something about Aboriginal people and their fiduciary relationship with the Crown in Trusts class, but out of the 1000 pages of reading assigned, we managed to skip pages 52-66. Haha. I saw that one coming a mile away.

Friday, March 24, 2006

Endtroducing - The Surly Report

It's a new day on the world wide interweb and a new blog has appeared.

The JET Surly Report tracks the daily changes in a certain 3rd year's surliness.

Perhaps the most interesting feature of the Surly Report is the surly alert level. This gauge, (similar to the U.S. terror alert level) acts as a warning to all who may potentially come into contact with J.E.T. throughout the day. If the alert level is at green, feel free to interact with J.E.T. However, should the surly level be raised to red, you may want to avoid the surly shit-storm.

Note: Another word for surly is gruff.

Thursday, March 23, 2006

All In Together Now Radio?

I have just received the best present in the mail... A book called A Popular Guide To Building a FM Broadcast Station. Be prepared to hear about 100% more Wu Tang in downtown London this summer.

Here is the book description.... If you want to help, let me know.

A beginners guide, profusely illustrated, on doing it yourself. From what equipment is needed, to finding a location, to how to build a simple no-tune antenna; then there’s the layout, testing a transmitter, tuning an antenna, and setting up the limiter compressor. Easy when you know how, and these simple to follow instructions give that practical knowledge to everyone. Produced by the folks responsible for making 1000s of micropower radio kits, and setting up 100s of radio stations. Do it.

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Ghost Face Killah

In an effort to shake some of the Law professors who have been frequenting my blog, I felt the need to have another Wu-Tang related post. This post was sourced with files from our west coast correspondent, Mr. de Bakker.

"Here is an article about what some shithead intellectual from the New Yorker thinks about Ghostface Killah's new album (I know we all share an appreciation for his work). For some reason the New Yorker is always trying to improve their "street cred" by writing these ridiculous pieces about the Wu. The article is ok but the online edition doesn't have the same pics as the magazine. Try to get your hands on a hard copy."



GHOST’S WORLD

A Wu-Tang Clan member’s new album.
by SASHA FRERE-JONES

I own only one piece of art depicting a musician. It’s a photograph of an m.c. known as Ghostface Killah. He is smoking a cigarette and singing into an old-fashioned ribbon microphone. In his knit cap and sunglasses, he looks a bit like Frank Sinatra crossed with a jewel thief. “Fishscale,” Ghostface’s new album, is his fifth, and it is the most exciting record I’ve heard recently. This is more than a little surprising, because Ghostface is thirty-five, and rappers seldom have long careers, let alone ones in which the quality of the work steadily improves.

Ghostface, who was born Dennis Coles, is one of the nine (or ten, depending whom you count) members of the Wu-Tang Clan, a hip-hop group from Staten Island that for the past fifteen years has been one of the genre’s most unpredictable and respected collectives. The band’s début record, “Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers),” was released in 1993, and though none of the group’s four albums—or the thirty solo albums released by its members—have sold more than two million copies, the Wu-Tang Clan has accrued cultural capital rare in hip-hop. (Perhaps only the Notorious B.I.G., Jay-Z, and Tupac can claim equally august status.) The Wu-Tang style is sui generis, and seems especially so now, in the context of more popular hip-hop, which tends toward clean electronic sounds and simple, repetitive choruses.

Wu-Tang music sounds dirty—not just profane but unclean. The songs are overstuffed with cryptic slang and complex stories. A typical track contains a looped sample of an old soul record overlaid with squeals, beeps, echoes, and virtuosic rhyming that goes and goes, then simply stops. The group borrows words and images from kung-fu movies—the source of Wu-Tang and Shaolin, an alias for Staten Island—and each member has several, not necessarily intelligible, nicknames. Last year, one of the group’s founders and its main producer, The RZA, co-authored a book called “The Wu-Tang Manual,” an attempt to explain the band’s use of Buddhism and martial arts, pop-culture references, and weird nomenclature. The name Ghostface Killah, for instance, is derived from a 1979 movie called “The Mystery of Chess Boxing.” Not many hip-hop groups need a reader’s guide.

The group has not released an album since 2001, and its live appearances are limited to occasional reunion shows, the most recent in New York being an entertaining but ragged performance in February at Hammerstein Ballroom. In 2004, Ol’ Dirty Bastard, one of the band’s bawdiest and most popular members, died of a drug overdose. The RZA has lately been scoring Hollywood movies—Jim Jarmusch’s “Ghost Dog” and Quentin Tarantino’s “Kill Bill” epic—and the Wu-Tang’s first breakout star, Method Man, has been acting in films. He appeared in “Soul Plane” and “How High” and on a short-lived television sitcom called “Method & Red.”

Ghostface Killah, though, has stuck to recording and has become the de-facto Wu-Tang standard-bearer. (He is also the only member of the group to have had a doll produced in his likeness: a limited-edition, five-hundred-dollar action figure that comes with a paisley print robe and a tiny gold chalice studded with Swarovski crystals.) Ghostface embodies the Wu-Tang dualism—the tension between the accessible and the esoteric. Some songs, including one of his highest-charting hits, “Cherchez la Ghost,” from 2000, incorporate long samples of familiar old songs (in this case, Dr. Buzzard’s Original Savannah Band’s 1976 hit “Cherchez la Femme”); others are larded with dissonant machine noises. Both styles complement his lyrics, which alternate between candid autobiographical vignettes and delightful non sequiturs. His voice is a gorgeous instrument, mellifluous even when he’s yelling, which he does an awful lot.


His 1996 single “All That I Got Is You” was a tearjerker about growing up poor: “Seven o’clock, pluckin’ roaches out the cereal box, some shared the same spoon, watchin’ Saturday cartoons. Sugar water was our thing, every meal was no thrill; in the summer, free lunch held us down like steel.” By contrast, “Nutmeg,” the lead track on his 2000 album, “Supreme Clientele,” contains so many unrelated images, laid over a silky 1977 soul record by Eddie Holman called “It’s Over,” that what you take away is mostly Ghostface’s joy in the sonorous possibilities of the English language: “Swing the John McEnroe, rap rock’n’roll, Ty-D-Bol, gung-ho pro, Starsky with the gumsole. Hit the rump slow, parole kids, live Rapunzel but Ton’ stizzy really high, the vivid laser eye guy.”

Few hip-hop artists can squeeze as many words onto an album as Ghostface, and on “Fishscale” he charges into every track, including the romantic numbers, with harried force. His lyrics sound unedited and unrehearsed—he frequently changes his mind or corrects himself from one verse to the next—but the songs aren’t rushed or sloppy. He has an ear for prosaic details (what time it was when the police busted in, what show was on TV) that bring freshness to hip-hop’s often rote tales of drugs, guns, and girls. “Barbershop,” for example, begins with Ghostface complaining to his barber—over a female chorus crooning “You better believe it”—“Didn’t I tell you don’t touch the sides? I’m going bald on top!” His griping is interrupted when the police raid the shop. The customers scatter, and Ghostface raps: “And out of breath, I tossed the burgundy Tec in the bushes where it landed on the side of the ’jects. I hope the pigs don’t find it; it will fuck up my rep.”

The point of the song isn’t what happens but that nothing much does. In “Run,” a duet with the gravel-voiced New York rapper Jadakiss, which appears on “The Pretty Toney Album” (2004), the police also show up, and Jadakiss and Ghostface take off, though Ghostface isn’t sure why they’re fleeing: “Running through the pissy stairwells, I ain’t hear nothing, bugging. Only thing I remember was a bullshit summons.” (In an aside of the kind that makes Ghostface’s songs great, Jadakiss adds, “I’m asthmatic, so I’m lookin’ for somewhere to hide at.”) Like “Barbershop,” “Run” evokes a sense of permanent environmental instability.

That anxiety permeates “Fishscale.” The first song, “Shakey Dog,” suggests the gory opening scene of “Pulp Fiction,” in double time. With an accomplice named Frank, Ghostface enters an apartment building, where he smells plantains and rice; Frank proceeds to shoot a pit bull and “put two holes in the door man’s Sassoon.” In “Kilo,” Ghostface describes the process of producing crack cocaine in brilliantly casual dialogue, backed by the sound of a spoon stirring something in a bowl: “Yo, Sharifa, go to the store for me. I need some razors and a fresh box of baggies, the ones with the tint in them. Yo, son, turn that water down a little bit, just a little bit. Thank you. I need two waters, a Dutch, and a cranberry Snapple.”

His reactions to his violent surroundings are as unexpected as his observations. In “Whip You with a Strap,” an uneasy song built from a long sample of Luther Ingram’s “To the Other Man,” he tells of being beaten as a child by his mother. “Mama shake me real hard, then get the big gat—that’s called the belt. ‘Help me,’ as I yelled, I’m in the room like ‘huh, huh, huh’ with mad welts. Ragged out, bad belt, yes, her presence was felt.” And yet Ghostface apparently approves of corporal punishment: “She was famous for her slaps, and to this day she’s on it. But when I was a little dude, her son was a little rude. . . . Nowadays kids don’t get beat, they get big treats—fresh pairs of sneaks, punishment’s like ‘Have a seat.’ ”

And what to make of “Underwater,” a lighthearted and goofy song produced by the rapper and producer MF Doom, who is responsible for four of the album’s twenty-three tracks? The sound is odd and noisy, reminiscent of early Wu-Tang songs produced by The RZA. Flutes swoop around the beat and gurgling water punctuates Ghostface’s ungangsterlike reverie of being “lost underwater”: “Amazed that I’m not drowning, butterflies took control when I arrived. I opened the door—No, I knocked first.” (Ghostface likes to interrupt himself.) He swims past fish, ogles “pearls on the mermaid girls, Gucci belts that they rock for no reason, from a different world,” and sees SpongeBob SquarePants sitting “in the Bentley coupe,” listening to the Isley Brothers. It’s not exactly a song for kids—a more commercially minded rapper might have made it less weird—but Ghostface doesn’t seem to care about tailoring his music to the market.

Last fall, in the middle of a riveting show at B.B. King’s, Ghostface asked a member of the stage crew to turn on a blue light. The d.j. put on “My Ebony Princess,” a 1977 single by Jimmy Briscoe & the Little Beavers, and Ghostface began to sing along: “Your eyes are dark as the night.” He stopped, listened to the record for a few seconds, and began talking about how his parents had conceived him while listening to this kind of soul music. Then he told the d.j. to stop the music. “For those that don’t have no soul, y’all wouldn’t really understand or know where the fuck I’m coming from when I play shit like that,” he said. “See—I was born in 1970, yo. You know what, I’m a seventies man, a Taurus and shit, and I love, like, shit like that. I’d rather write to shit like that than hip-hop any day.”

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Hacktus

Here is a simple hack so you can creep past UWO law graduates on the Actus website.

1. Log in to the Actus.

2. Check either 1, 2, 3, Other, or Upper Years and make sure that the Portraits Only box is checked.

3. Before you click on Search, change the date in your internet browser's toolbar. Try 2004, 2003, 2002.... See the picture below.


4. Click on Search and enjoy.


Today's trick comes from Karlomac.

Note: For those of you without UWO access, please E-mail me and I will give you my username and password. Just promise me that you will not drop all my courses or laugh at my grades.

Monday, March 20, 2006

I Had To Do It

Today's post comes from some pretty hilarious law students at the University of Alberta. The only link I could find of it was from a blog called the Re-Hacktionary Report.

"There are some things we can't deny. ...And things we can't ignore"

In any event, I hope you enjoy Brokeback Mooting.

Note: At the U of A, their law ball is called The Carbolic Smoke Ball. That is brilliant.

Sunday, March 19, 2006

Take Warning

(For those of you over the age of 22, you may need your reading glasses for this one... Sorry about the resolution, it was the best I could do.)


I don't think that the above warning would have saved our "Office Lion" back in Thunder Bay. He was shot and killed in Kenya (circa 1959) by a 30-ought-6.


Saturday, March 18, 2006

Valedictorian

Congratulations to all who were nominated to be UWO Law's valedictorian for the Class of 2006. The candidates for the upcoming election are:

James Gittens
Sherry Kettle
Chris Lee
Rebecca Moskowitz
Erica Richler
Eric Sherkin
Adam M. Slavens

I hope that everyone is able to vote for their valedictorian. Although it will be hard for me to choose one person out of this list, I will vote for Rebecca if she promises to wear a 30-lb vest during her speech.

Additionally, for those of you who have not yet graduated elementary school, high school, college or university, the Legal Society Chief Returning Officer defines "valedictorian" as follows:

A valedictorian speech, in its truest form, relates to the meaning of the word valedictorian, which finds its origin in two words of the Latin language: "vale," which means, "good-bye," and "dicere," which means, "to speak." Thus, the valedictorian is the one who says good-bye. The duty of the valedictorian is to offer the formal speech of farewell from the graduating class to the school. It is traditionally the opportunity for the valedictorian to articulate the gratitude of all graduates for the education they have received. The person elected for this great honour, should be someone who students feel best represents them.

That is deep.

Friday, March 17, 2006

St. Patrick's Day

As soon as I finish this business case, I will be outside drinking green beer with the rest of campus. Depending on where you are in the world, I suggest you do the same.

During my walk up to Lawyer College, I already saw two shirts that read "Real Men Wear Green" and "0-Irish in 6.0 Beers".

If you are really bored and unable to drink because of class or work, feel free to read this news article to kill some time. Note: St. Patrick would likely NOT approve of the following story. It is NOT St. Patrick's Day related, and it is NOT for the faint of heart.

St. Patrick

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Word to Your Mother


If you don't get this, you need help. If you are lucky, I can lend you my RapTraxx 2 cassette tape. This post comes courtesy of break.com and Miss Vine.

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Hacking the Motherboard

I must admit I was pretty shocked when I received the following attachment in an E-mail from a close friend:


How did my friend get his hands on such handsome pictures? How did this breach in grad photo security occur? Well, it turns out that the brainiacs at New Paramount forgot to password protect their website.

To see your pics (or anyone else's) simply go to the New Paramount website, and click on graduation. When you scroll down to the "view your photographs" box, simply make up a new 4-digit number. For instance, try WULAW1034 or 1035 or whatever.

If U of T photos are more your style, try UTLAW####, or for western kinesiology WUKIN####, or for Brescia grads.... well I'm sure you get the idea. A demain.

Note: I realise that some of you may be stressed about this lack of privacy protection by New Paramount. Feel free to contact them at 1-877-677-1930.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Dying, Laughing

McSweeney's Internet Tendency is probably the best site on the world wide interweb. This website features a compilation of creative writing from a variety of different authors. The best part about it is that anyone can submit articles, lists, or poetry. (Note: if you are thinking of submitting poetry, keep in mind that they only accept Sestinas)

My favourite by far are the lists. They are simple and absolutely hilarious. Please check out the following sample.

Victoria's Secret

A Gay Cowboy's Top 10 Movies of 2005

Names for Your Transgendered Baby

Places Where I can Find a Woman Like Jessie's Girl, Years Later

Dr. Phil's Inventions

Monday, March 13, 2006

I'm Coming for that Number One Spot

Here are the statistics from last week. We totally broke our previous records for busiest day (Sunday) and busiest week (March 06-12). Thanks a bunch.

Sunday, March 12, 2006

Law Ball (Part Deux)

10:20pm is how late we stayed out 'til last night. We had to leave early cause Jenn was starting to get her sea-legs.

When I awoke this morning, all I had pictures of were my food, the band, the Jaguar, and Mallory our cater-person. I can't even count how many times we asked her if she was named after Mallory from Family Ties.

Law Ball Trio

Jaguar Kevin


Poulet avec pommes de terre

Mallory not from Family Ties


Less Talk, More Rock

Dessert

Corsage

(Note: To get a corsage this nice you need a real rapport with your florist)

Saturday, March 11, 2006

Law Ball

First Chartered Accountant Ball and now Law Ball. Two balls in two weeks. I guess you can say I love Balls.

In any event, there is no time to post today. I have to start doing push-ups from now (12:25pm) to the reception (6:30pm) so I will be totally ripped. I will post some pictures as soon as possible. A Demain.

(Note: I will keep a running tally of how many times I say the words "I've loved you since highschool..." to random girls.)


Friday, March 10, 2006

Menace II Society


Today, instead of hiking up to lawyer college, I have decided to go rent Menace II Society. After all, it is Vendredi.

Menace is an urban nightmare that chronicles several days in the life of Caine Lawson, following his high-school graduation, as he attempts to escape his violent existence in the projects of Watts, CA.

Although it has been a while since I have seen this movie, it is ranked right up there with Juice, Boyz N the Hood, and Do the Right Thing. If you haven't seen these movies, you need to get on it.

(Note: If you would rather rent a movie that makes fun of all of these rent Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in The Hood.)

A Demain.

Thursday, March 09, 2006

Heritage Foods

I have decided to embark on a serious mission to eat an entire meal of food that is older than myself. For those of you keeping score, I am 25. In order to reach my goal, I have been spending a lot of time researching heritage foods on Google. Although I thought I would simply find one website with all the answers, it has not been that easy.

To help my quest, I have asked my roommates and anyone reading this blog to help.

The following is what we have found so far:

First, Jenn found 50 year old vinegar. Even though the Aceto Balsamico Tradizionale di Reggio Emilia is a bit pricey at $169.99 US and it is made from the fermentation of cooked grape must, it completely fits the parameters. The older the better.

Second, Jenn's father suggested I try to get my hands on antique World War II army rations. They would be perfectly edible and also be important from a historical standpoint. I really liked this idea, but it turns out that some people actually collect old army rations. In order to get them, I may have to out-bid a crazy war historian from Virginia.

Jenn also found out that after the moon landing, the United States went on a giant craze for everything space related. NASA thought this fad would continue forever and apparently made too much space food for the public. Once disco caught on in the 70s, people forgot about NASA altogether and a huge supply of uneaten, prepackaged and freeze-dried space food (marketed as Astronaut Food) started to gather dust in attics and basements across the United States. A road trip to the lower 48 may be necessary to acquire these goods. Let me know if you are in.

Third, I discussed my mission with a lawyer I work for and he had this to say:

"This is a tough one. About 50 years ago some arctic explorers found the remains of the ill-fated Franklin Expedition---before they died they left their canned goods in a rock cairn--hoping no doubt that it would be there when they got back in the spring which unfortunately they did not. But astonishingly these first efforts at "tin" cans which as you know are made of iron, were still keeping their contents intact and edible. That food would be at least 150 years old.

So getting access to some Franklin food would certainly be your ticket to a spot in Guinness."

After a quick background check on the ill-fated Franklin Expedition, it turns out that there may be a couple problems. (See Sir John Franklin at left)

Apparently, the party's morale and cohesion was damaged by psychological effects of lead poisoning from the solder that sealed their canned food supply. This has been confirmed by lead found in both skeletal and soft tissue remains of expedition sailors.

In addition, there is evidence of cut marks found on bones from some of the crew, that suggests conditions were so dire that some resorted to cannibalism. In the end, it was likely a combination of poor planning, bad weather, poisoned food, and ultimately starvation that killed them.

These drawbacks may put the Franklin food out of range but I still wouldn't mind trying some. I am sure a little lead poisoning won't kill me.

In any event, if you have any ideas on other heritage food items that I can eat (and which won't make me resort to cannibalism), please let me know. For example if your British grandmother has a 125-year old fruit cake or cheese wheel, send a small portion of food my way. Just think of how proud my children will be when I tell them I ate an entire heritage meal older than myself. A demain.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

From the Desk of Me...

Here is a list of stuff, other than my cheques for my checking account, that I found in my desk yesterday... You can learn a lot about someone from what is hiding in their desk.


  • Matchbook (with a Manitoba emblem)
  • Slick Rick CD (The Great Adventures of Slick Rick)
  • Countless receipts (UWO bookstore)
  • Beer Store Gift certificate ($10)
  • My amateur radio license study guide (basic exam)
  • A cigar (Century Sam)
  • Dental floss (Oral-B satin)
  • A photo of me building a snow fort (Jan term 2004)
  • A Terry Fox ribbon (2004)
  • A Terry Fox certificate (2002)
  • Isotretinoin (40mg)
  • Blank/Burnt Cds (Sony)
  • AA batteries (Duracell)
  • A St. Valentine's Day card (2004)
  • Change (quarters, nickels)
  • Ventolin (use 1 or 2 puffs 4 times a day as needed)
  • Highlighters (blue)
  • A girl's earring (shiny)
  • Model airplane glue (Mastercraft)
  • An official Olympic Yo-yo (red)
  • And a receipt for my contact lenses (Bausch and Lomb) that my mother always asks for, yet I fail to provide to her.

My hypothesis for why there is such an accumulation of crap is mostly due to the fact that I have had the same desk throughout university and it is a large Ikea desk with two drawers. You know the one.

Also, If you know where my RBC cheques are, please let me know.

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

More Fun With E-Mail

We all know that responding to E-mails 2 months late can be a lot of fun. However, what I have just discovered is that responding to ridiculous E-mails 2 months late and in ransom letter format can be even more fun. Boy I can't wait to see the look on the librarian's face when she picks this up from the fax machine. A demain.

Here is the E-mail sent Thursday January 5, 2006 at 1:49pm. (note the half sentence in the middle...)


Missing In Action: Law Library's Three Hole Punch


Law Students, Faculty, Staff,


The Law Library's heavy-duty 3-hole punch disappeared from the Law Library just before Christmas. We are hoping somebody from the Law School community borrowed it and just hasn't returned it yet to the library. It is practically brand. The punch bears a label "Do not remove from the circulation desk". If you've seen our punch and can help us get it back we'd be most appreciative, as will the students who are missing it.

-- John Sadler Director,
Law Library University of Western Ontario
London, Ontario, Canada,
N6A 3K7



My Response - (I am about to be $20 richer)


Monday, March 06, 2006

How to Get Viruses (Computer)

Since everyone seems hell-bent on avoiding computer viruses, I am going to try to get as many as possible. To achieve this goal, I have taken an older (but still pentium 4) desktop and will be embarking on a serious computer virus mission. This post will be the first in a series with updates to follow.

After a couple of discussions with a friend who is completing a Master's Degree in Computer Science, I have decided on a plan to get the most computer viruses possible in the shortest amount of time.

Here is the plan:

1. Install the worst, but internet capable, operating system I could find. Enter Windows 95.

2. Ensure that the operating system has no virus scanners or protection (including anti-spyware) and uninstall any windows patches or updates which may be included.

3. Start acquiring viruses. First, I will go through my hotmail's junk inbox and open every email and attachment. Second, I will be constantly downloading mp3s, videos and pirated software from Limewire and KaZaa. Finally, I will visit some of the horrible corners of the web, and click on every banner ad I can find.

4. The coup de grace will involve me searching random computer hotspots (like the Weldon library) and looking for discarded disks in the lost and found. Once I find some disks, I will open them on my computer and run anything that can be found.

5. Finally, I will google "how to get computer viruses" and follow any instructions that I find.

Hopefully this will work. I will keep you updated.



All In Together Now Note: When I told some computer savvy people of my plan, they thought that my computer would get bogged down with spyware before I got any real viruses. In any event, we will see if they are correct.

Sunday, March 05, 2006

Another Real Thunder Bay News Story

Sometimes I wish I was making this stuff up. Enjoy.

Man stopped for haircut in middle of police chase
Mar 4/2006

A Thunder Bay man who stopped for a haircut while police were chasing him was handed a three-year and 30-day penitentiary term Friday for numerous charges in Ontario Court.

Judge F.A. Sargent gave Nathan Clifford Myles, 25, one year for dangerous driving, one year consecutive for failing to stop for police and six months consecutive for each of two charges of obstructing a peace officer and breach of recognizance. Myles got six months concurrent for possession of a firearm while prohibited to do so, 30 days consecutive for assault and time served for threatening to cause death.

Myles had earlier pleaded guilty to the offences for which he was sentenced.

The incident involving Myles began just after 11:30 a.m. Feb. 1 when a uniformed RCMP officer in an unmarked car attempted to pull over a driver behind the wheel of a Chevrolet Cavalier. The officer noticed the vehicle being driven in an erratic manner. Myles refused to stop and continued into the parking lot of a grocery store where he slammed into several shopping carts.

He then abandoned the car and fled on foot along James Street. He couldn’t have been in too much of a rush, as he took the time to have a haircut in a nearby salon. His hair shorn, he tried to get into a taxi when he was arrested just after 1 p.m. near the corner of Arthur and Madison streets.

A search of the Cavalier turned up a handgun and a rifle.

While Myles was getting his haircut, more than 1,500 students and staff were locked down in their schools over the lunch hour because a gun magazine found in the car led police to believe a firearm could be involved. Because the school lunch hour was near, the school boards were alerted. About 450 students were affected at Agnew H. Johnston and Edgewater Park elementary schools. Another 1,090 students and staff were confined to St. Vincent, St. Thomas Aquinas, St. Francis and St. Edward’s schools.

The assault conviction stems from an incident in the District Jail on Feb. 25 when Myles’ cell-mate complained he was assaulted. The threatening charge Myles was found guilty of occurred on Storm Bay Road in Kenora.

Myles’ lawyer Dave Bruzzese asked Sargent if his client could be incarcerated in a British Columbia penitentiary so he could be near his family.

Sargent could make the recommendation, but the final decision rests with Correctional Service Canada.

Saturday, March 04, 2006

Samedi

Today I had a fun 5 hour meeting with my Ivey value investing group. One of my group members - a South African investment banker - called me a space-boy when I could not find some overnight interest rate from December of '99. I think I was supposed to be offended, but I really didn't know. In any event, I powered through by occupying myself with useless facts. If you need to procrastinate, this site will do the trick. Later.

Friday, March 03, 2006

Accounting Ball

Here is my promised update on the Chartered Accountant's Ball. The food was great and the free alcohol was priced right. Throughout the night, the beer flowed like wine, and the women instinctively flocked like the salmon of Capistrano. It was good. We will see if lawyer ball can compare.



Sorry about how macabre the above photo is. Below is a picture of the two grads who will be counting beans for the rest of their lives. But hey, at least it will be better than being a lawyer...

Thursday, March 02, 2006

So Bored

When you are stuck in Trusts class for three hours at a time, your brain starts to go crazy. In order keep your sanity, wondering the world wide interweb is necessary. Today, this is what Lambert and I found. Enjoy.

"Filing A Complaint Against A Police Officer"

The report opens, Most police officers are a credit to the badge, serving the community and the people who pay their salary, getting criminals off the street, making the community safer for everyone. But on occasion, a police officer and a member of the public they serve don't see eye to eye, and the citizen feels a need to complain. In many departments around the country, the process starts out simply: a person just requests a complaint form. Police departments around the country, like here in Tallahassee, give citizens police complaint forms all the time, no questions asked. But walk into a police station in South Florida, trying to find out how to file a complaint, and watch what happens.

The report then proceeds to offer a wide array (transcripts) of the responses received from the various police officers of whom a form is requested. The responses range from stonewalling to a threat of violence. The latter is reproduced below.

Tester: Yeah, I wanted to find out how to file a complaint against an officer. I just want to find out how you do it. Do you guys have a form or something that I could take with me.
Officer: Well, you got to tell me first, and then I got to hear what's going on. You've got to tell me what the complaint is.
Tester: Do you have a complaint form that I can, like, fill out or something like that?
Officer: Might not be a legitimate complaint.
Tester: Who decides that?
Officer: I'm trying to help you.
Tester: Like, if there's a form, why can't I just take it and leave, right?
Officer: No, you don't leave with forms. You tell me what happened, and then I help you from there. Do you have I-D on?
Tester: Why?
Officer: You know what? You need to leave.
Tester: Why?
Officer: I'm going to tell you one more time, because I can't do this anymore with you, okay. You're refusing to tell me what you want to do, okay. You're refusing to tell me who's involved, where it happened, what transpired. You're not cooperating with me one bit.
Tester: I was just asking if you guys have a complaint form, like if there's some way for me --
Officer: Out of my way.
Tester: To contact Internal Affairs.
Officer: You can do whatever the hell you want. It's a free country.
Tester: You're cursing at me.
Officer: Where do you live? Where do you live? You have to tell me where you live, what your name is, or anything like that.
Tester: For a complaint? I mean, like, if I have --
Officer: Are you on medications?
Tester: Why would you ask me something like that?
Officer: Because you're not answering any of my questions.
Tester: Am I on medications?
Officer: I asked you. It's a free country. I can ask you that.
Tester: Okay, you're right.
Officer: So you're not going to tell me who you are, you're not going to tell me what the problem is. You're not going to identify yourself.
Tester: All I asked you was, like, how do I contact --
Officer: You said you have a complaint. You say my officers are acting in an inappropriate manner.
Officer: So leave now. Leave now. Leave now.
Tester: I'm not doing anything wrong.
Officer: Neither am I. It's a free country.
Officer: I'm not in your face. I'm standing on the sidewalk. It's a free country. One more step forward, and you'll see what happens. Take one more step forward. (at this point, the officer has his hand on his gun)


Bottom line - Police are crazy sometimes. CHeck out the video. A demain.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Sonic Boom

Sorry about the late post, I was busy finishing an internet purchase (worth $16USD) of a case of Beemans Gum. The main problem I had was finding a reliable supplier. After weighing my options, I decided to go with a Californian candy store.

So why Beemans? One reason. This was the very same gum that General Chuck Yeager chewed while becoming the first man in history to break the speed of sound.

General Chuck Yeager, as seen in the movie The Right Stuff, chewed Beeman’s during just about every significant flight he made in the ’40s and ’50s. He described that the pure oxygen he breathed through his in-flight mask made his mouth extremely dry. He used Beeman’s to help keep his mouth moist.

The first and only time I had a piece of this gum was in the late 1980's. My father insisted that I give it a try while giving me a 30 minute speech about the gums' significance in U.S. aviation history and therefore its importance to the U.S. space program. (Please keep in mind that I was 8 years old.) In an effort to shut him up, I simply tried the gum. The gum wasn't half bad, and my dad finally stopped lecturing me.

I had forgotten about Beemans gum until today. Since I was doing nothing in the library, I performed a little google research to double check the lecture that my father had given me 17 years earlier. Surprisingly, he was mostly correct. In any event, I will let you know how the gum tastes when I receive my order in 2 weeks. If you are lucky, I may even spare you a piece.

General Chuck Yeager (circa 1940s) with the Bell X-1

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

More Real Thunder Bay News Stories

Remember the two Canadian suspects who murdered a couple at a Mexican wedding? Well it turns out that they might be from TBay. Just remember that Tbay is innocent until proven guilty.


City women can’t believe they’re linked to murder

The two Thunder Bay women who appear to be suspects in last week’s slaying of a Toronto-area couple at a Mexican resort are “dumbfounded” by what’s happened, their lawyer says.

“These are two lovely ladies, with children, with families in town here, they’ve got jobs, they’re active in volunteer work, they’re active in church work,” lawyer Lee Baig said in an interview Monday.

“They are so far removed from anybody that would do any kind of criminal activity, no less murder. It’s just totally bizarre.”

The Thunder Bay women appear to be the focus of an investigation by Mexican authorities into the Feb. 20 murder of Domenico, 59, and Annunziata Ianiero, 55. The Woodbridge, Ont., couple were found with their throats slashed at the luxury Barcelo Maya Beach Resort, south of Cancun.

As details of the murder were splashed across TVs and newspapers in Canada, Mexican officials said the prime suspects were two Canadian women who had checked out of their ground-floor room shortly after the Ianieros were found murdered.

The two Thunder Bay women went to police when they arrived home after learning of “numerous coincidences” that seemed to be pointing the finger of suspicion in their direction, Baig said.

Thunder Bay Police said Thursday officers interviewed the women and there was nothing to indicate they were involved in the killings.

On Monday, a police spokesman said they had received a request from Mexican authorities for help in the investigation.

Chris Adams said officers would be interviewing people who were on the charter flight from Cancun that carried the women back to Thunder Bay.

“We’re looking at anybody that may have been present at the resort at the time of the murder,” he said. Anyone who was at that resort on Feb. 20 can call police at 684-1204.

Baig, one of Thunder Bay’s top criminal defence lawyers, said his clients had gone to the Mayan Riviera with a group from Thunder Bay for a wedding, but it wasn’t the Ianieros’ group they were associating with and they never interacted with the couple.

The Ianieros had arrived two days earlier with a dozen friends and family members in preparation for the wedding of their daughter.

Since their return, the Thunder Bay women have been “dumbfounded” by the way events have unfolded, Baig said.

“They’re in a state of controlled panic,” he said.

“They’re concerned that the political influence would override normal police procedures, in terms of demonstrating that Cancun is in fact a safe tourist destination.”

Even though one of the women has been quoted in media reports, Baig asked that their names not be published.

Monday, February 27, 2006

One Last Olympic Post

This picture pretty much sums up how Bode Miller feels about his Olympic experience. Although I was cheering for him, the World Cup of Skiing Champion came up short in a number of events. Miller straddled a gate within the first fifteen seconds of his slalom run, he registered a DNF in the Super G, placed fifth in the downhill, and tied for sixth in the giant slalom.

Perhaps his best quote of the games was "I just want to go out and rock, and, man, I rocked here. I'm comfortable with what I accomplished. I came in here to race as hard as I could. I got to party and socialize at the Olympic level."

At the closing ceremonies yesterday, Miller spent some serious time contemplating his results by double fisting drinks and hanging out with Playboy models. Life is tough for this guy.

Sunday, February 26, 2006

VIA

I am officially boycotting VIA Rail.

Today, my train from Toronto to London was delayed for more than 3 hours. Instead of leaving at 1600 like it was supposed to, we left at 1915.

However, being delayed wasn't even the worst part. When I look back on the entire trip, I would have to say that the worst part was when we ran out of gas. I am not even kidding. People were freaking when they made the announcement over the intercom. After a 30 minute trip to the VIA service station, (which included backing up several kilometres) we were back on our way.

How did this happen? Well, it turns out that the retards (and I use that term strictly in its High School sense - not to offend those with extra chromosomes) who run the trains were in such a hurry to load all the passengers at Union station that they forgot that they also needed fuel to continue the journey.

Bottom line - boycott with me.